How much of your teenage life have you "messed up?"

[x] gotten kissed
[x] gotten a phone taken away in class
[ ] gotten suspended
[x] gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 3

[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] turned at least 3 projects in late(do essays count?)
[x] missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 7

[ ] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] text people during class
[x] passed notes
[x] threw stuff across the room
[x] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 11

[ ] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal
[x] took pictures during school hours
[x] called someone during school hours
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[x] skipped a class period
Total So Far: 15

[ ] threw something at the teacher
[x] went outside the classroom without permission
[x] broke the dress code
[ ] failed a class
[x] ate food during class
Total So Far: 18

[ ] gotten a call from school
[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] didn't take your stuff to school
[x] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
[x] curse during class/school
total so far: 21

[x] faked your parents signature
[x] slept in class
[ ] cursed at your teacher
[x] copied homework
[ ] got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal
total So Far: 24

Multiply by 3

Grand total: 72% LIES!!!

post as "i screwed up __% of my teenage life"

___Update___

Havn't update the journal in a while, so what have I been doing lately?

+ Australia
+ Amecon
+ School D8
+ Twilight Saga
+ Cosplays ( slowely progressing )

__Australia__

Was Amazing!!
Went over to visit my step-brother. Was over for 3 weeks. Almost ran over a Koala. Anything else? Just ask.

__Amecon__

Awesome. 'nough said.

__School__

Sucky as ever. Exams in November/December. Then again in May. Joy.

__Twilight Saga__

Brilliant. Love Edward, Jasper, Alice and Jacob.

__Cosplays__

Okay, so wont have many till at least next summer, since the mother doesn't want me to have anything to do with it untill the end of 4th year.
In the making are ... Deidara.
Planned are
- Orgy Roxas (KHII)
- Mistukuni(Hunny) (Ouran)
- Lyserg (Shaman King)
- Cloud/Kadaj/Yazoo (FF8:AC)

There are more, but not priority.

___TAG___

Dear ~Taymeho :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on seasame seeds under a state of trance and I saw you drive out the crazy Monk. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I had a sex change. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when i think of the incarnation as an Eskimo .

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Jodie x

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

cya
~ x

1) Full name?
- Jodie Kimberly Ings

2) Male/Female?
- Take a guess

3) Were you named after anyone?
- Jodie Foster

4) Does your name mean anything?
- Hebrew for Jewsish or Judith or something

5) Nickname(s)?
- Jojo, Jojo jings, jings, jingles, jingleybear, roxas girl, Near

6) What do you think you look like?
- My mirror image

7) Date of birth?
- 5th April 1993

8) Place of birth and current location?
- Dundee, Dundee.

9) Nationality?
- Scottlish ( Half Scottish, Half English )

10) Astrology sign?
-Aries

11) Chinese astrology sign?
- Rooster

12) Religion?
- foodism

13) What's your favorite smell?
- chocolate, lavender, red bull/red rooster/kick/relentless

14) Political Position?
- ...friggin' politics...*random hatred mumble towards politics*

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
- Fruit and Barley peach/strawberry and kiwi/tropical juice

16) Hair + eye color?
-blonde hair, blue eyes.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
- Nope

18) What do you look like?
- Me

19) Any unusual talents?
- I can purr like a cat (not with back of tongue, in my throat )

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
- Righty

21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?
- I don't think love is limited to gender

22) What do you do for a living?
-eat ad breathe and sleep ad draw and...yeah

23) What do you do for fun?
- Draw, paint, Kingdom Hearts HELL YEAH, be with my awesome friends, watch anime, read manga.

24) Materials to work with?
- Watercolors, colored pencils, regular pencils, and the occasional felt-tip marker.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
- Adobe Illustrator, Copic Markers

26) Have you met your grandparents?
- Yes.

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
- nane

28) Crush?
- nane

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
- I wouldn't date them, i just think there babes: Jesse McCartney, Hayley Williams, James Macavoy, Dougie from mcfly, Oli Sykes....

30) Current worries?
- Not saying

31) Favorite online guy/girl(s)?
-Tameyho and Quiethescilence

32) Favorite place to be?
- The gardens under the Eiffel Tower, there beautiful to sit and eat lunch when it's sunny, Paris is beautiful. With my friends...with my dream person

33) Least favorite place to be?
- School at night

34) Do you burn or tan?
- Burn

35) Ever break a bone?
- I've fractured my left shoulder twice in 2 years

36) What is your favorite cereal?
- Rice Crispies and Coco Pops

37) Person you cry with?
- Nane person

38) Any sisters?
- Half and Step

39) Any brothers?
- Real and step

40) Any pets?
- Nane, Alergic to all furry and feathered animals

41) An illness?
- nane

42) A pager?
- nane

43) A personal phone line?
- nane

44) A cell phone?
- ayye

45) A visible birthmark?
- nane

46) A pool or hot tub?
- nane

47) A car?
- nane

48) Personality?
- Mostly happy, hyper, positive, mature at times, people don't think ush of me when they first meet me, but i surprise them by my smarts

49) Driving?
- nane D:

50) Your clothing style?
- anything that is comfy, jeans, t-shirt, Vans

51) Room?
- Blue, black at night, messy at times but I then clean it up

52) What’s missing?
- dream person...and my phone

53) School?
- you mean the crappy place where they teach crap?
Yeah

54) Bed?
- single

55) Relationship with your parent(s)?
- good

56) Do you believe in yourself?
- Ayye...but sometimes no.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
- Nane, well...not sure

58) Consider yourself a good listener?
- ayye

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
- Be a Mangaka

60) Get along with your parents?
- Yes

61) Save your e-mail conversations?
- ayye

62) Pray?
- No

63) Believe in reincarnation?
- ayye, and ghost/spirit and a person who isn't ready to be reincarnated yet

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
- ayye

65) Like to talk on the phone?
- ayye, depends who though

66) Like to eat?
- no, i hate to eat* eats crisps and caramel cake and grapes and drinks coke*

67) Like to exercise?
- ayye

68) Like to watch sports?
- nane

69) Sing in the car?
- ayye

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
- A shadow, that i think it my dream lover, walking away and me reaching out for them but they keep going

71) Dream in color?
- Yup

72) Do you have nightmares?
- ayye

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
- I have a monkey and pink rabbit sitting on the side of my bed net to m head

74) What's right next to you?
- MY FREAKING ADORABLE CAT!a wall and air ( sitting on my bed)

75) What's on your favorite mug?
- My eeyore and Jack Skellington ones

76) What's on your mouse pad?
- nane

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?
- can't remember the name but its Trigent

78) Your brand of deodorant?
- dunno...*checks* Palmolive stuff

79) Your dream honeymoon spot?
- sitting on grass looking up at the stars

80) Your dream husband/wife?
- dunno

81) What's hiding in your closet?
- ol'e black 'n' blue eyes!

82) Under your bed?
- paper and art stuff

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?
- Rinrin

84) Your bad time of the day?
- morning

85) Your worst fear(s)
- being forgotten or being abandoned

86) What's the weather like?
- sunny

87) Your favorite time of year?
- summer...that means Rain in Scotland

88) Your favorite holiday?
- summer

89) A material weakness?
- a really good scetchbook

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like?
- Don't know

91) At the top of your "to do list"?
-Draw the cover and character profiles for my comic

92) The hardest thing about growing up?
- drifting apart from people

93) A pet peeve?
- don't know

94) Your scariest moment?
- Right before a french speaking test

95) Your attitude about love?
- Not limited to gender and if someone really wants me, they'll come and get me, I ain't chasing for someone, especially if i'm fighting for a lost cause

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
- Don't Know

97) The worst feeling in the world?
- Knowing you're alone, being forgotten, guilt.

98) The best feeling in the world
- happiness, love and all that good shizz

99) Who sent this to you?
- :iconQuiethescilence:

100) 5 people to send this to

Anyone

Okay, so I havn't updated since Spain (April) and I have no news D:
So I thought I wouuld steal this from

-----------• × • A L L | A B O U T | M E • × •--------------

- Name: Jodie K. Ings
- Single or taken: Single! Though would want me to say taken :3
- Gender: Girl
- Birthday: April 5
- Sign: Aries
- Hair color: Blonde
- Eye color: Blue
- Height: 5"2? I think maybe 5"3
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bisexual

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------

- favourite place to shop for clothes?: Primark! XD
- Favorite designer?: Don't have one
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Don't think I have any
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Jeans and a tee
- What do you usually wear?: Jeans, t-shirt, Shoes (vans!) jumper

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: herbal escenses and sun silk
- What are you listening to right now?: My happy ending - Avril Lavigne
- Who is the last person that called you?: Erin
- How many buddies are online right now?: 4/23...new msn

-------------• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •-----------------

- Food: crisps
- Girls names: Scout, Emily and Alice
- Boys names: Metis, Seth, Even, Euan and Jamie (after my brother)
- Subjects in school: Art and Music
- Animals: Cheatah...I think that is how you spell it

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

- Given anyone a bath?: Nope
- Smoked?: Nope
- Bungee jumped?: Nope, I be Acrophobic.
- Made yourself throw up?: Nope
- Skinny dipped?: Nope
- Ever been in love?: Nope, kinda scared(Philophobic) incase I get broke :/
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope, but I can make myself cry sometimes.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Nope
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Nope
- Cried when someone died?: Aye
- Lied: aye...for good reasons 'cause i don't really like to lie
- Fallen for your best friend?: Nope
- Rejected someone?: Aye
- Used someone?: ...not sure
- Done something you regret?: ...maybe a few things.

------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •--------------

- Clothes: Jeans, t-shirt, sexy belt.
- Desktop picture: Honeydew Syndrome cover
- CD in player: nothing
- DVD in player: The Incredibles XD BEST FILM EVER!

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------

- You touched: ... the mother
- Hugged: the mother
- You IMed: Brad
- Talk to online: ^^^^^^^^
- Sex it up with: ...JESUS!!! no wait CRAIG!!( jesus' bro) search steven lynch - craig on youtube

---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------

- Understanding: Yup
- Open-minded: Yes
- Arrogant: hope not
- Insecure?: sometimes
- Random?: most times I guess
- Hungry: aye, need crisps!
- Smart: ...S.M.R.T I mean S.M.A.R.T
- Moody: No
- Organized: ...nope, well sometimes
- Shy: aye
- Difficult: depends when and where and why
- Bored easily: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- Obsessed: aye, with somethings
- Angry: try hardest not to get angry
- Sad: sometimes, but don't show it
- Happy: most of the time
- Hyper: ...most of the time
- Trusting: aye, people tell me secrets and ask me for advice loads, and i keep it

---------• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •--------

- Kill?: no one
- Slap?: no one, that mean!
- Get really wasted with?: me clean, me no do drink
- Get high with: me clean, me no do drugs
- Talk to offline: Rin, Erin, Sora, Riku, Brad, Craig, Andy...many more
- Talk to online: friends from afar!
- Sex it up with: I don't understand the question...:S

------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------

- In the morning I: want to cosy back up into bed
- Love is: a word?
- I dream about: what i wish to happen, sometimes it does, i'm like,'Woah! Deja Vu!'
- Sexual preference: ...yet again, i don't understand the question:S
- What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Hair, the eyes, then smile. hair because it stands out when i see people.

---------------• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × ---------------

- Coke or Pepsi: COKE FTW!
- Flowers or candy: candy
- Tall or short: tall for other people

---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------

- Makes you laugh the most: Erin, Craig, Andy and le RinRin!
- Makes you smile: the people i mentioned
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: don't get question

--------------• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •-----------------

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: someone special?
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: sometimes
- Wish you were younger: sometimes, i miss primary school D: but i wish I was 18, then stay there
- Cry because someone said something to you?: sometimes, i don't like people speaking down on me and belittling me

-----------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------

- Of times I have had my heart broken: never
- Of guys I've kissed: two
- Of girls I've kissed: one just on the lips
- Of CD's I own: over 10
- Of scars on my body: 2, right now a none permanent one from the evil tool known as straighteners


That be it

Also I was looking up fears on Wiki and these are my fears that I can say I have:

Agraphobia - fear of sexual abuse
Lygophobia - fear of darkness
Acrophobia - fear of heights
Enetophobia - fear of needles
Arachnophobia - fear of spiders (kind of)
Pyrophobia - fear of fire, for me it's like out of control fires
Astraphobia - fear of thunder and lightning
Automatonophobia - fear of inanimate objects the represent a being eg. statues, robots, scarecrows
Cynophobia - fear of dogs (mainly big ones)
Philophobia - fear of falling in love ( scared incase I get broken )
Virginitiphobia - fear of rape
Athazagoraphobia - fear of being forgotten

Woot in Spain atm!
Tis too warm!!!*dies*

My birthday was good too, missed my family though D: but it was good, haha I got Shin-Chan keyrings, I loves them!*hugs them*
And Chocolate Cake!Yaaaaay!

So thankies to For taking me to Spain!:3
It was great...going home in like...*counts*...on Saturday=] and then School on Monday DX*dies again* Got a music performing Exam *le gasp.*

Anyways, yeah, see ya^_^

:EDIT:

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